In which the mooses discover their own mountainous desert hideaway, wander among politically-incorrectly-named rock formations, survive a thunder- and hailstorm brought on by Zhanna’s Vortex Hat, find a surprise benchmark at an historic ranch house, and stuff themselves silly at Salsa Fiesta. Read More ...

In which the mooses make the long drive from the Canyon to Tucson, encountering along the way several benchmarks, nice Indians, a disappointment, a pleasant surprise, and hamburgers. Read More ...

In which the mooses head below the South Rim and beat themselves up on their "easy warm-up hike," finally find one of the Boston Museum benchmarks, and discover the healing properties of Fat Tire Ale. Read More ...

In which the mooses explore a Sinagua plaza, sightsee their way north to the Grand Canyon, and are turned away from El Tovar by a brusque hostess with yellow eyeglasses and an attitude. Read More ...

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