In which the mooses visit a church without being struck by lightning, search for a tri-station in a restricted area at the National Observatory without getting caught, travel the Ajo Mountain Drive without busting the oil pan or getting locked in, and consume Pizza Hut pizza and Budweiser without admitting it to anyone (well, until now). Read More ...

In which the mooses discover their own mountainous desert hideaway, wander among politically-incorrectly-named rock formations, survive a thunder- and hailstorm brought on by Zhanna’s Vortex Hat, find a surprise benchmark at an historic ranch house, and stuff themselves silly at Salsa Fiesta. Read More ...

In which the mooses leave the moose cave early but manage to find neither wildlife nor the trails they planned to hike, spend many hours exploring and laughing while at the Desert Museum, and take the wimpy way into and out of Sabino Canyon. Read More ...

In which the mooses become acquainted with the majestic and comical saguaro, hike an easy trail to centuries-old Hohokam petroglyphs, and have a close call with their first thunderstorm in the desert while near the abandoned Gould Mine. Read More ...

In which the mooses make the long drive from the Canyon to Tucson, encountering along the way several benchmarks, nice Indians, a disappointment, a pleasant surprise, and hamburgers. Read More ...